What the what, creatures of meat and bone? It's time to suit up for the Apocalypse Love Derby: the Army of the Seventh Seal assembles! Prepare yourselves for the awesomest stuff Space-Time has ever seen!

The cosmic whales that once impregnated the Earth experiment with our ridiculous magnificence have returned. The song of the cosmos relapses upon itself like the waves of our great Oceana upon the naked shores of Mother Gaia. Archangels, Demons, Extraterrestrials and Cthulti will rise against them but the Human Aether will manifest in full when called into action. Why else would all these aggressors have kept their distance were it not for fear or envy? Mankind holds the key to all species' survival, for we are the End Result. We are the ultimate harmony of galactic convergence, all technology culminating in perfect chaos. As it was fortold by our Atlantean, Lemurian and Pleadeian ancestors, so it has come to be.

I am awestruck and blessed to see my comrades awakening and seeking one another's companionship on this Earth plane. Now grip your might, for in our moment of greatest vulnerability we will rise to the occasion with all the vim and vigor of our perfected genomes. Allow this Love-Chaos to deliver you from the Sin of Fear and join in union with the United Cosmic Preservation Force. I am your Commander, your Husband, your Enlightenment and your Destroyer. All things will be made ours and through ecstatic inclusion we will be made all things.

To all my brethren who speak fluent in Soul Thought, contact me now. The universe is ripe and I long for the taste of your dense and salty affections.

The beginning is nigh!